Where can I Find The Cholestrol In This Store???

Last Thursday I called the hubster at work to ask him to pick up some apple juice. Lil One hadn't pooped in 3 days so I was concerned that he might be constipated. His Pedi said he doubted he was constipated since I breastfeed him. Beside that, Lil One wasn't showing any discomfort and was still having a lot of wet diapers. But, he said that giving Lil One a mixture of 2 oz apple juice w/ 2 oz water wouldn't hurt.

On the way home from work the hubster called to say he was on his way to pick up the apple juice. He had to make sure I knew that he is allergic to The Whole Food Market and that this trip was having an adverse affect on his health already. He has issues.

Once inside the market he said he felt immediately out of place because there were pompous looking yuppies everywhere. Anyone who knows my hubby knows his jeans are his best friend. Although his wife has nagged him to death gently encouraged him to try other styles, she has been unsuccessful. Inside the market, there were beautiful men and woman everywhere. Men dressed in eco-friendly dockers and sport jackets, read newspapers printed on recycled paper, whilst discussing the latest green company stocks to purchase and sipping organic cappuccinos. Fashionstas who looked like they had just stepped off the runway leisurely discussed green trendy outfits over fresh organic fruit smoothies.

Hubby said he cautiously entered the main area of the market to search for the apple juice. When he looked on the shelves the products were labeled organic this, fat free that, gluten free this, eco-friendly that, all natural this...etcetera, etcetera. He started mubbling to himself "Sheesh is there any cholestrol in this store?"

He said a lady must have over heard "cholestrol" when he passed because she glared at him as if he said a foul word. Finally, feeling overwhelmed in trying to find a simply bottle of apple juice amongst all the "nonsense"(as he called it) he decided to ask an employee for help. He approached a guy that worked there and asked him where he could find the apple juice and the worker directed him to the right aisle.

Just before leaving the guy, Hubby asked him with a dead look on his face, "Friend, would you mind telling me where I can find some cholestrol in this store?"

The guy stared at hubby with a blank look in return and said "Ummmm man, you're in the wrong store." Then shook his head and walked away. Bawhaaaaaaaaaa......