It really is about time that I joined the blogger world. Seriously, it's more for my benefit than anyone elses. I have a lot to say, but little of it is worth anything to anyone reading or listening to it. However, there's a quiet satisfaction in knowing I've gotten all that mindless nothing outta my head.

First let me say that I'm sane, but everyone else out there AIN'T! So say you, that's a bold statement, but it's true. What is up with people these days?? I'm at the grocery store the other day and an elderly lady damn near runs me over with her shopping trolley. I was standing in the aisle looking for something. There was plenty of space for her to go around me but she preferred to barrel down the aisle exactly where I stood. Fortunately, I saw her in time and moved quickly out of the way. The whole time she was coming toward me her eyes were fixed right on me. She sailed right on by, never wavering her gaze without so much as "sorry". I'm not too grown to beat an elderly lady!!! My hands were full of groceries and I'm pregnant so I didn't risk it.

I wanna know the criteria that needs to be met for folks in Florida to get their driver's license. The way I look at it is if you're so short that your head doesn't reach the dashboard, ya shouldn't be able to get a license. I'm tired of being run off the road by headless drivers!

Haitian, gotta love them - I'm one! Hey my people this ain't Haiti. You aren't dodging cows, goats and masses of people so stop all the zig-zagging on the road. Yeah, and the STOP sign means FULL STOP.

I think that's enough for now. There's more from where all this came from, but it can wait for next time.....